After a complete physical exam, the doctor commented to his female patient, "I can't explain it but your right breast is three times longer than your left one."
She blushed and explained, "My husband loves to sleep with my right breast in his mouth."
"As a matter of fact, I like to sleep the same way with my wife but both of her breasts are of normal size," the doctor remarked.
"Well then, I guess you two don't happen to have twin beds!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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