I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150
pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to see how that new truck would "feel" before they become old. The salesperson was wearing a "Hillary for President" lapel pin and sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the
summer heat. I mentioned that this must be a Donald Trump truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Trump truck. I explained that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round. I had to walk back to the dealership. She had no sense of humor.
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