His first move as President, he says, is to 'remove the terrorist threat of ISIS'.
And to do this he plans to drop a nuclear bomb on Syria, with the aim to 'kill 4000 Muslims and one blonde girl with massive boobs'.
One of his senior advisors leans forward and asks: "Why the blonde girl with massive boobs?"
"*You see!*" Trump Says, "No one gives a shit about the Muslims."
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