When I arrived I knocked on the door, her younger and more attractive sister answered the door.
"She'll be home soon, just come inside and wait"
She let me in, leading me in and sat down and started texting on her phone. About 10 minutes later I was about to get up to leave but then she said "Want to have sex?" I continued to walk to my car when my girlfriend is at the door and she hugs me.
"I knew I could trust you!" she says then giggles.
Lesson to be learned here: Always keep the condoms in the car.
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