I was eating at a nice dinner last night and realized that we spend a lot of money on something that is just going to turn to shit.

Flies In The Beer

An Irishman, Englishman andScotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of...

[NSFW] I like my...

Free, you asshole.

My first joke

A rich man was so proud that one day he decided he wanted an effigy of...

Aliens Attack

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon....

Yo mama's So Fat

Yo' mama so fat she went on an airplane and turned it into a boat.

Fred and Tom are...

Fred says "Im getting my wife a pearl necklace and a Mercedes. If she doesn't...

Shorty

Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.

What’s the best...

Just be *honest* with it man…

"A very small...

"A very small asian man and a very large black man walk int-" "Wait, why...

There was a baby...

So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing...