"A very small asian man and a very large black man walk int-"
"Wait, why are you saying the beginning of the joke again?"
"Oh, I just copy/pasted it from the internet and was too lazy to cut out the first part"
The listener promptly pulls out his gun, takes aim, and says:
"Well leave it out next time god dammit!!"
And empties the clip into his stupid f*cking head.
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