My apologies.

Two punjabi neighbours are arguing over whose fence is better. One says, "Your fence isn't even waterproof. You didn't picket correctly". The other slaps the first. Enraged the first shouts, "How dare you. What gave you the right to slap me." The second neighbour replies, "It's not my right, it's my state. It's my Pun-job".

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