I said sure and he handed me his camera. As I pointed it at him, he kneeled down beside the dog, his face stoic and intense. Then, he placed one hand firmly on the dog's lower back, and with the other, inserted two fingers into the dog's anus.
He must have been able to read my surprise, and he grew defensive, saying:
"What man, it's my dog."
I just kept staring, silent, and he said "okay, fine, it's not my dog, but he's a total slut, he loves it."
I kept staring. "Oh, okay, so you never do any bad stuff, I get it," he said, bitterly snatching back his camera and walking out with the dog.
A few minutes later, a little girl came up to me and asked if I'd seen her dog who's gone missing. Not sure what to say, I asked what the dog looked like.
"Black fur," she replied, "and super, super slutty."
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