He took me back to his garage workshop to see a few of his guns. He was telling me about a particular gun I was holding and said to be careful, it was ready to shoot.
While inspecting it, I noticed there was a small penis engraved on the slide. I asked my friend, and he said that he keeps all his guns that way.
"Somebody on the internet told me to do this. It's important that all my guns are kekpt in a state of readiness. Of course, I can reverse it whenever I want", he said, picking up a wire brush.
"This is my de-cocking tool."
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