there was an announcement that a trainload of fresh fruit was coming into the square. So a huge line formed in wait. Then the news came that it was only a freight truck. So, naturally, all jews had to leave the line so the good soviets could get their fruit. Then the news came in that it was only a trailerfull. So all non party members had to leave the line. Then only a truckful. So all people not in the high circle of the party had to leave. They waited and waited. Then it only turned out to be a wagonful. So everyone who was not in the small council directly associated with the governing of the soviet union ha to leave. There was only one left. He waited and waited. Then the news that it wasn't coming at all. The last man there sighed and said. "Fuck. Those damn jews have all the luck."
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