We had these insanely long breaks. They gave us like, an hour for lunch. So, when we finished up, we'd go out back and get some exercise and play football. But the owner was religious, and as it would turn out, the Christian faith is against using pigskin footballs because it's "cruel and unusual", so in lieu of that, we took a day-old stillborn and threw it around instead.
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