Breaking News: The peer-reviewed astrology journal, Stars, has withdrawn a paper from their June 2013 issue after the American Astrology Association stripped Willow Cosgrove of her astrology license, stating "severe breaches of astrology ethics" in the research methodology of her paper "Romance Strategies for Libras on the Cusp".
Rogerblossom Jones, president of the AAA, stated in a press conference today that Cosgrove "made up entire sections" of the paper "just out of her imagination" when she claimed that the studied Libras would "soon find romantic renewal" and that they should "be ready for spicy adventures".
"We sincerely hope that the credibility of astrology is not hurt by bad actors who think that ignoring failed predictions and making up results is going to go unnoticed. Astrology is based on the strength of its demonstrable accuracy, and we work hard to make sure it stays that way," said Jones, "Not like Reiki. That stuff is utter crap."
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