I used to live next door to a clone...

We both lived on the tenth floor of an apartment building, he would invite himself to any social gathering he could hear going down in my pad. He quickly got on everyone's nerves because he was pornographic, indecent, smutty, salacious, dirty, filthy, X-rated, explicit, lewd, rude, vulgar, coarse, crude, offensive, immoral, improper, impure, off-color, degenerate, depraved and debauched. I finally snapped one night and while he was on the balcony, I pushed him over the edge. I was arrested later that night.....For making an obscene clone fall.

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