Since we're reposting the "Einstein, Newton, and Pascal" joke, it should be noted that the actual punchline is different from what's been used. It's supposed to go like this:
*Newton draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square on the ground and steps inside. Einstein comes up to him and cries out, "Aha! I found you, Pascal!"*
The joke just doesn't work when Newton has to explain it. Not only does it beat the reader over the head with the premise, but it takes away the absurdity/surprise factor. What's funny isn't that Newton made an unlikely and convoluted hiding spot, what's funny is that it worked. Also, if the audience wouldn't recognize that one Newton per square meter equals one Pascal, then it's probably not worth telling them this joke.
No harm intended by this post. Just trying to help…
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