Osama

Osama is somehow alive and decides to laugh a bit at the rest of the world. So he writes and sends a note to president Obama. On the other side of the world Obama gets called out of his conference. His assistant says in a quiet voice: "Mr. president, sir, we have bad news... We have received a message from Osama Binladen! He is still alive!" - "What does it say?" - "370H55V 0773H"
Obama is clueless. So he sends this message to his secret service... They are clueless as well.. They send it to the CIA and FBI... Still no answer... Obama decides to send it to the EU, to Russia, to China... Nobody can solve the code.. In his last hope he decides to go to the native Americans. In his despair he asks a wise shaman: "Oh wise man of the tribes, all the nations have failed this test. Can you find the answer to this riddle?" The shaman looks at the picture of the code and starts to laugh! He laughs for about 5 minutes until he answers: "Turn the code upside down and read"

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