On the drive to the camp spot, I lit up a cigar. He looks at me and asks "Can I try a puff?" I replied "Well, let me ask you something, can your dick touch your asshole?" He shook his head. "Then ya ain't old enough.
During camp setup I cracked open a beer. He asks if he can have one too. "Well, let me ask you again, can your dick touch your asshole?" Again he shook his head. "Then ya ain't old enough" I tell him again.
After dinner, sitting by the camp fire, he brings out some nice looking chocolate chip cookies. I asked him for one and he says "Grandpa, now let me ask you. Can your dick touch your asshole?" "You're god damned right it can!" I replied. "Good, go fuck yourself, mom made these for me"
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