She asked me, "Why do you need to sign up for concealed carry classes?"
I told her, "It's getting cold outside, every time I put on a long sleeve shirt I am carrying two concealed guns."
She look at me and said, "Honey, marshmallow canons aren't real guns, you'll be fine."
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