Q.)Why do kids pick their nose?
A.)BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO DARN LAZY TO GET A TISSUE
AND THEIR FAVORITE SHOW IS ON. EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE SEEN IT 1 HUNDRED TIMES, CAN'T MISS A SECOND TO GET A TISSUE, WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR FINGER FOR FAST AND EASY ANSWER FOR THEIR BOGERY NOSE!
Q.) How do you make them stop?
A.) Glue a tissue box full of tissues to their head.
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