Mickey And Minnie Are Getting A Divorce...

One day, Mickey Mouse gets a call from his lawyer who says," Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy!" Mickey replies," I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy."

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