It was our anniversary, and I'm a poor student. I know I shouldn't steal, blah blah, but... screw it. It was a lovely card, one of the already inscribed ones, reading "You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." Touching, right? Apparently not.
I gave it to her, and she just snapped! "HOW DARE YOU OBJECTIFY WOMEN! THIS IS SO INSULTING!"
Which is weird, because I took it as a compliment.
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