and he started bragging about his well paid job, his flash expensive car and his enormous house.
Then he took a photo out of his wallet, showed it to me and said. "That's my wife, isn't she beautiful"?
I looked it at and said "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife"
He said "Why, is she a stunner?”
I said "No, she's a fucking optometrist!"
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