I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls.

A group of...

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Used parachute...

Used once, slightly stained, never opened.

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I work out religiously—Christmas and Easter. Submitted by comedian Matthew...

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Why Date Engineers

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What gas is best...

I asked the waitress for a cup of tea, because it was something she just...

Who was the least...

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Prince's death...

Did anybody dust for Prince?

A Russian man...

...shows up to work in clothes which are completely wrinkled. His co-workers...

In every work of...

In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts.