I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there.

Orange Juice

A man was in line at the train station waiting to purchase a ticket. As he...

A guy arrives...

His wife is waiting for him when he gets home and she starts giving out to...

A pony walks into...

A pony walks into a bar and in a soft and raspy voice says to the bartender,...

Almost 65% of...

The other half are lies.

Three nuns die...

Three nuns die and go to heaven. They are met at the pearly gates by St....

A knight comes...

... and he shouts out, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!" The...

What do you call...

Ice cubes.

Yo mama's hair is...

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Manolo y Pepe...

Manolo y Pepe quer�an cruzar el Canal de la Mancha nadando, 40 Km m�s o...

I used to work in...

*menstrual