A man was in line at the train station waiting to purchase a ticket. As he got closer to the counter he noticed the woman working had a huge set of breasts. He couldn't take his eyes off them, he was fully entranced. Finally it was his turn at the counter and he did his best to regain composure.
"How can I help you today?" the woman asked with a warm smile.
"Uhh, I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh plea- I mean! Two tickets to Pittsburgh!" he stammered. The woman gave him a tired smirk and started processing his request. Well the man felt absolutely embarrassed and could only hang his head straight down at the ground in shame. As the man was wallowing in humiliation he felt a tap on the shoulder. He turned around to find an old gentleman behind him in line.
"Hey buddy," began the old man, "don't worry about it. I heard what you said and it's just a simple Freudian Slip. We all do it!"
"Really?" asked the man starting to feel better.
"Why sure!" the old man replied. "Why, just this morning I meant to say to my wife, 'Will you please pass the orange juice,' but instead it came out, 'You fucking cunt, you've wrecked my life.'"
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