I Ruined the Computer

Support: Hello, what can I do for you?


Woman: Hello, I have a question.


Support: Well, ask me then.


Woman: I don't know how to start the Computer.


Support: How about pressing the Power-Button?


Woman: The What-Button?


Support: Didn't you ever before use the PC?


Woman: No, it's not mine, it belongs to my son.


Support: Well, why don't you ask him then?


Woman: Because I think I ruined the Computer, and now I wanna test if it
still works.


Support: Well, what did you do?


Woman: I cleaned it.


Support: How?


Woman: Emmm...I used water.


Support: Tell me exactly.


Woman: well, I used the garden hose.


Support: The gard...garden...hose?!?!


Woman: Emmm...yes...it looked so dirty.


Support: OK...and why do you think that you ruined it?


Woman: Well, it started to burn, where the power-cable comes out.


Support: You didn't disconnect the power before cleaning the PC with
the...hose?


Woman: No, I forgot, but it didn't burn for long, I had sand to throw over
it to stop the fire.


Support: Well, and now, what does it look like?


Woman: Hmmm...black...and it smells exciting.


Support: Well, I'm sorry, but nobody on the world could help you with
this...I'm sure you ruined it!


Woman: OK....thanks, nice you tried.