I remember growing up on the farm...

...and always wanting to help out grand pa.
Once when i was small i asked
"grand pa, can i help chop wood"
He replied " no, i dont think so...youre just not big enough for that yet. One day you will be though."
"well, how will i know when im big enough?" i replied
"you'll know" said grand pa, you will hit puberty and you'll be able to tuck your penis between your legs until it can touch your butt"
Looking confused but eager to prove i was old enough, I went for it. Alas, it was not long enough and i had to watch from afar.
When I saw grand pa mowing the lawn the next week we went through the same conversation. I tried to tuck it back and touch my butt, but it was no luck. I felt frustrated so i recall going inside where grandma tried to cheer me up,As grand mas do.
She made a fresh tray of cookies and MAN, they were delicious.
Just as they came out of the oven Grand pa came waltzing in from the lawn.
"Wow", he exclaimed to me " did grand ma make you those cookies?"
"she sure did" i said proudly.
"Well do you think you grand pa could have one?" he asked confidently.
I said, "well grand pa, you seem old enough but can your pee pee touch your butt?"
"im 72, of course it can little buddy" he said with a chuckle.
"good, then go fuck yourself because these are my cookies bitch"!