Comedian #1 asks Comedian #2 if he would like to go to a large comedian convention nearby. Comedian #2 agrees and they proceed to the convention. They arrive in a large room filled with comedians. So much that they are literally bumping shoulders with people as they walk around.
Within the crowd of people, they see a man stand up on a chair and shout "3,476!!"
and the there is a murmur of laughter throughout the crowd.
Comedian #2 turns to Comedian #1 and says "What was that all about, why are people laughing?"
Comedian #1 explains "Jokes take quite a long time to tell, and it is easier to just simply say the number that they are assigned rather than tell the whole joke. Any good comedian would know what the numbers mean."
Comedian #2, somewhat perplexed, mutters "O- Okay, sure!"
They are standing around a little longer listening to people shout seemingly arbitrary numbers into the crowd and a subsequent hum of laughter.
"264!!", Shouts someone.
Snickers throughout the crowd are heard.
"6,521!!!" Screams someone else.
Again the crowd gives out a noticeable 'chortle'.
21,167!!!" Cries a voice in the crowd.
Everyone laughs subtly again, except for one man near Comedian #2 who is on the floor, hysterically laughing.
Comedian #2 ask Comedian #1 "What the hell is wrong with that guy?!"
Comedian #1 responds "Well he clearly has never heard that one."
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