I recently noticed that adding a "g" to a word can make a huge difference.

If I see a girl and she's "smokin," it's a great thing. If she's "smoking," it's kind of a turn off. If someone offers to give me $1, it's not a huge deal. If someone offers to give me $1g, it's incredibly generous. And "fa" is usually just a long long way to run, but if you add a g you get aids.

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