A guy goes back to his college dorm with two black eyes. When he enters, his roommate asks him,
"What happened to you man?"
"I had trouble with a girl on the escalator"
"What'd she do?"
"She was in front of me on my way up and I noticed her skirt was stuck in between her butt cheeks so I pulled it off by the edge. Then she turned around and punched me."
"... okay. So how'd you get the other black eye?"
"Well, I thought she didn't want her skirt that way so I put it back."
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