Dying man: My son... Are you here?
Son: Yes dad, I'm right here with you, our whole family is.
Dying man: Daughter, are you here too?
Daughter: Yes dad, I'm here with your grandchildren, we're all with you.
Dying man: What about my wife and brothers?
Wife and brothers: Us too, everyone is here with you.
Dying man: Then why is the fucking light still on in the living room?
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