I once met a guy who died for five minutes. When I asked him what heaven was like he said, "The one thing in Heaven that you'd never expect is that people actually drive cars there and St. Peter determines which car you receive based on how faithful you've been with your marriage." Naturally I was pretty surprised and I asked him more about this. He told me that St. Peter determined that he got to pick from seven different super cars and he ended up deciding the Ferrari. But when he told me this, he said it with a pretty distraught face. "Why the long face?" I said. And he replied "My wife was riding a bicycle."
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