I often wondered why so many cars would line up behind one another on so many stop lights; when, the other 2 lanes were wiiide open.

Then I realized, when you're high, this makes perfect sense. It's much easier to drive when following another car so naturally they stack up after another just like I was about to do at the light...

Then in a flash of enlightenment, It finally clicked, E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E was high!! All-these-muffugin years!!

Then I got mad..Gooddd dammit, I've been missing out all this time...Whyyy Meee!!

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