Lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.
Credit where credit is due: I just watched a video of Kellyanne Conway doing stand-up in 1990. This is one of hers.
edit: She might have got it from somewhere else of course, and this is just where I first heard it.
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