The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice.
He had always hated Math, so, he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.
He asked her, "If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
She replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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