One day, at little Hill mental institution in NY, nurse Nancy was making her rounds and checking on the patients. She comes to Bob's room and takes a peek inside to make sure everything is alright. Bob is folding all of his clothes and everything in his room is laid out neatly on the bed. Being unusual, Nancy asks bob what he's doing...
"Everything ok Bob?" she asks. Bob replies " Ohh yes, I'm just packing for Chicago!, I'm taking a vacation" and he goes about his way. Nancy just shakes her head and finishes the rounds....
Next day, Nancy is doing her rounds and again check on Bob. This time Bob is sitting on his bed and mimicking driving and he's waving and smiling.
"Bob, everything ok?" Nancy inquires.
" Ohhh yes nurse, I just arrived in Chicago. It's so nice here"
Satisfied with her patients glee, Nancy leaves him be and checks on Rodney in the next room. As she looks in, she sees Rodney jerking off furiously and humping his bed and thrashing...
"RODNEY!!! What on earth are you doing?!?!?!" she asks, grossed out.
Rodney stops a sec, wipes the sweat from his brow and bellows
"I'm fucking Bob's wife while he's in Chicago!!!!!"
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