I never take risk while drinking

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I never take risk while drinking


When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Mona Lisa is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk


I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one shot
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Mona Lisa is giving a smile


I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk


I to my wife : Any news on Smith's daughter's marriage
Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her


I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one shot


Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk


I to Wife : But still I think Smith's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 36 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 36) Oh Oh...


I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one shot in the sink
Mona Lisa laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Mona Lisa's photo & keep it in the black cupboard

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. Smith a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a shot
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile


Mona Lisa is still cooking
but still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk


I to Wife : (laughing) So Smith is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...


I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside


I peep and see that wife is enjoying a shot in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Mona Lisa never takes a risk


Smith is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz you know I never take a potato

Cheers