Kim Jong-Un awakes to a beautiful sunrise above his North Korean palace. He calls out to the morning sun. "Good morning, sun!" he shouts.
Incredibly, the sun responds to him. "Good morning, my dear leader!" the sun shouts back.
Later that day, Kim Jong-Un addresses the sun once again. "Good afternoon, sun!"
"Good afternoon, oh great and glorious leader!" the sun replies faithfully once more.
Later that night, Kim Jong-Un bids farewell to the setting sun. "Good night, sun!"
The sun is silent.
"I said good night, sun!"
No response.
"Sun, can't you hear me! I'm speaking to you!"
"I'm in the West now. Go fuck yourself."
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