I love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck.Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.A man's best friend is his dog. That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.
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