It was Christmas Eve, and Santa was making his rounds. He went down a particular chimney and began the usual task of unpacking some presents, putting them around the tree, etc ... then heard the sound of a woman waking up behind him. He turned toward the couch and saw her, a beautiful blonde wearing silk lingerie, sitting up to greet him.
"Oh Santa, I've been waiting for you." She began trailing her finger down the strap of her silk top, and her eyes said it all. "Why down you sit down and stay a while?"
Reluctantly, but with a smile on his face, Santa replied,
"Ho ho ho! I really must go!
I gotta deliver these presents to some kids I know!"
The woman pouted when he said this, and stood up from the couch. She began sauntering toward him, and with a graceful motion, lifted her top off over her head. She ran her hands down the front of her body and enticed Santa as much as she could. "But Santa, I really want you to stay. I promise it'll be worth it." Santa was getting a little nervous now, but he still managed to say,
"Ho ho ho! I really must go!
I've got to deliver these presents to some kids I know!"
The woman seemed unfazed. She approached Santa and reached up to stroke his beard. She pressed herself against him and breathed heavily into his ear as she spoke. "Santa, I've been a naughty girl this year, and I really need you to stay and let me show you how bad I've been." As she nibbled on his earlobe, he reluctantly spoke ...
"Hey hey hey, I guess I'll stay.
I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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