I'm negative too. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I just can't comprehend how this guy is so successful. How did he win? And to be on the biggest stage in the world now. It doesn't make sense. No one ever thought he was a real contender, but here he is.
With all the scandal, how people think his wins are illegitimate because of tampering, how he'll need an asterisk next to his name in the history books, etc. what are we supposed to think?
It is surreal: his goofy haircuts, his weird sense of style, his cockiness, his supermodel trophy wife, his ridiculous popularity with some people (yet I don't know anyone around me who likes him).
The media gives him so much attention, in a weird love/hate relationship. Some already say he's the greatest ever. How do you ignore it?
I don't care what anyone says, I'm rooting for him to fail.
Call me mean...I just don't like Tom Brady.
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