I just love a good twist...

A paperboy is doing his monthly round of collecting money from customers. One door is opened by a fairly sexy buxom woman who is wearing a transparent lace negligee.

"Hi, Missus, I've come for the paper money. It's $5 please," says our boy, with his hand held out.
"I'm afraid I've no money in the house," the woman replies in a breathy voice, "but if you come in I'm sure I can think of something..."

So our lad goes in and the woman throws herself back on the fireside rug, pulling off the negligee, moaning, " You can have ME instead. . . "

The kid sighs, takes off his bag, and then produces a dick that wouldn't look out of place on a stud bull. The woman is agog. Our lad then produces a load of big rubber rings from his bag, which he proceeds to stack around his giant knob.

What are they for?" asks the woman.
"Oh, they're just to make sure I don't go all the way in when I fuck you," replies the boy.
"To hell with them!" implores the woman. "I'll take all of you!"

Our lad replies... "Not for five fucking dollars you won't! "

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