I hear people complaining about their jobs a lot, well I'm a nurse and I touched six dicks yesterday

Would you rather...

Scenario 1: When you reach the most enjoyable point in your life. A crane...

Got my dad today

nope nevermind, he ran away again

Rules of the...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A...

Bloom's Seventh...

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.

[NSFW] A man had...

The doctor told him, "I'll give you two suppositories. I shall put one in ur...

What do you call...

A mass-debate.

You might be a...

you might be a redneck if you have been on television more than 5 times...

I try to teach my...

Because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes. Edit: Apparently a lot...

We all know what...

???????????????? It's just 4 trumpets! Or ITS JOHN CENA...

A rabbit and a...

when they found a genie's lamp. After rubbing it, a genie popped out and told...