Look in a mirror.
Jk, here are the real puns:
1) A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
2) I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
3) Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
My friend told ithem to me; hope it got some laughs ^-^
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