He says "Sir, your wife has been in a serious car accident. I have some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is she has lost the use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
"Oh my god. What's the good news?" says the man.
The doctor replies "I'm kidding. She's dead."
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