One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk...

One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk holding
his car keys out in front of him. He ends up walking into
a police officer.


The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"


"Officer someone just stole my car!"


"Now sir how do you know someone stole your car?"


The man replies,"Well, the last time I saw it, it
was at the end of my key!"


The officer says,"Jesus Christ your drunk, for
God's sake I should arrest you for indecent exposure,"
pointing to the man's crotch,"you have your dick
hanging out of your pants!"


The man looks down and says "Holy shit!"


"Now what?"


"Someone just stole my girlfriend!"