A young man and his friends are sitting in a bar, drinking, having a good time, the usual stuff, when an older man stumbles up to them, obviously very drunk, and says to the young man "hey! I fucked your mom!" and then stumbles away. The young man's friends are outraged, but the young man very calmly assures them it's no big deal, let it go, and they go back about their night.
A little while later, the same older man stumbles up to the same young man, even more drunk, and again announces "hey! Hey you! I fucked your mom!" Again, he stumbles off laughing. The friends are once again outraged, and once again the young man simply shrugs it off and says not to worry about it.
Finally, another short time later, the same drunk old man returns to the same young man, even more intoxicated than before, and loudly announces "I fucked your mom!" to which the young man finally responds "Go home, dad! You're drunk!"
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