Another man walks up and says, "hey man you okay?"
The man replies, "I just feel so stupid. I went to buy my ticket and the lady at the counter had such nice breasts I said I wanted a ticket to titsburg instead of Pittsburg."
The other man says, "ha! That's okay I do that stuff all the time. Just this morning I was having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say 'honey will you please pass the orange juice,' but I really said, 'you stupid bitch, you're ruining my life!'
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