Mickey and Minnie Mouse are meeting with a divorce lawyer.
The lawyer turns to Mickey and says,
"I'm afraid that insanity is not a plausible reason for divorce."
Mickey replies,
"I didn't say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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