Me: When will the pizza be ready?
Friend: Dude, wait like 3 minutes its almost done
Me: I ALREADY DID MY WAITING
Friend: Oh God No
Me: 12 YEARS OF IT
Friend: Please Not again
Me: IN AZKABAN
Friend: Stop
Me: (SCREAMS LOUDLY)
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