A deep-sea diver is diving when he sees another guy with no scuba gear.
He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment follows him down, with the weirdest swimming style hes ever seen
He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?"
The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, "You asshole, I'm drowning."
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